办公室笑话（七）
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p>同事一中午出去买了一些樱桃，每人分了两把。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250612171714front2_0_1686484_FpcbdGbuspslu90RZUMQbwfG2Aq7.jpg?watermark/3/text/QGHpu45h6buO/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/58/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="1080" height="1065" data-qf-origin="forum/20250612171714front2_0_1686484_FpcbdGbuspslu90RZUMQbwfG2Aq7.jpg?watermark/3/text/QGHpu45h6buO/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/58/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p> </p><p>同事二很矫情：你给的樱桃把我吃撑了。</p><p> </p><p>同事一：还让你赖着了呢？</p><p> </p><p>我：敢不敢再买二斤撑S她？</p><p> </p><p>同事二：千万别撑S我，否则同事一场，你们还不得每人花钱给我烧刀纸呀。</p><p> </p><p>我：我再送你一个花圈。</p><p> </p><p><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_13.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="8" data-smilie-id="8" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_13.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="8" data-smilie-id="8" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_13.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="8" data-smilie-id="8" /></p> <!----></div> 路子挺野啊 牛家卧 发表于 2025-6-13 14:01路子挺野啊
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